Semua orang di sferabelog(blogspehere) Malaysia telah menggunakan Bahasa Malaysia sempena Hari Kemerdekaan. Nampaknya saya telah ketinggalan kerana masalah logistik dan tiadanya capaian internet di asrama saya. Tapi apa-ke-nerakanya (what the hell) saya akan menulis sempena hari Merdeka ini.

Dalam bulan ini mereka mengatakan bahawa negara kita telah merdeka selama 48 tahun, tetapi bagi saya kemerdekaan kami adalah pada 16 September 1963. Semalam mereka melaungkan Merdeka! dan saya masih di bilik mengulangkaji untuk perperiksaan. Tatkala jam berdetik pukul saya cuma mengenang kembali saat-saat saya kecil dahulu. Bukannya menjerit tidak tentu hala.

Apa erti kemerdekaan bagi anda?

Saya masih menanti 16 September. Tunggu dan lihat… saya telah menrancang satu pos yang akan mengimbau kenangan di Sarawak semenjak 1963 bagi diri saya. Berharapap semua rakan-rakan dari Sarawak dapat membantu. Kita akan menyambut hari Malaysia…

sekian
fred mencarut.

That is what I want to call it. Last Friday night the held this so called battle of the band (Merdeka Edition). Out of the blue.. my friend wanted to go because they have this cop passport (every cop is important for our survival in UMS).

7pm
OMG!!! It’s raining….. note: the battle is held outside dewan canselor.
Luckily the rain stop just in time.

So around 7.50 pm we waited for the bus. ..

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Argh!!!!!! No bus……

8.15 pm…
We decided to walk there. It will take about 15 minutes to reach dewan canselor from Kampung E. duh…..

Ghostly image….

Hehe…. trying to be like TV smith dua sen here.
Camera: Nikon Coolpix E5900 *cry*
Setting: Night Potrait, Slow shutter with flash, steady hand and some volunteers.
I challenge Grace to come up with this freaky effect using her T3.

Where is everyone….. WTF!!!!…. they say start 8pm… then I remember the “Malaysian Time” where the time of an event must be added +1hour. Oh… 9pm start looo…

Then we decided to have some drinks… called up a friend who owns a car…
While waiting for him we pose for a picture again….

Who is the best? I know the answer already… but let see what the girls think. Please say sincerely and no bias.

Ok ok.. now meet our driverfriend. His name is Lesley, same course with me… Nice dude… own an Isuzu Trooper with a turbo timer and some Ah Beng’s sound system… *kneel down* I’m not worthy….

Smile Lesley…. You are on Pejalai…

In KF we are having some dilemma choosing the place to eat/drink. First they suggest we lepak at the MAMAK stall. Then I say, why bother to eat at Halal place while we can eat all the PORK we want at the Chinese coffeeshop (Since we only can eat PORK once in a blue moon)…. Heck.. everyone agree with me..
Then we end up eating at Orchid Restaurant. We choose this shop because the proprietor’s daughter is hot (Sorry guys no pic).

We are discussing about some important Engineering issues that can save the world and make the war stop the salted lemon. Which is very interesting.

Well I end up ordering the teh-c-ping or whatever the-spelling-is.

I will give this teh c ping a shameful 2 out of 5. It is among the worst Sabah teh c ping I’ve ever tasted… yuck….. Sorry leng lui your mama just don’t have that talent to make teh c ping.

My friends ordered sweet and sour pork rice and sweet and sour chicken rice. Taste average, nothing can beat the 88 Café nasi campur back home or the Golden Mountain café Chicken Rice with the price tag RM2.50 only…. *drool* how I miss home now… I beat Chen really miss Sarikei now..

Kevin is sucking the smoke of death. Thank God he already reduced his smoking to average 4 pieces a week..

After the dinner, we’re back in UMS to see the battle. Duh… the 1st band just started and it’s almost 10pm.

The 1st band suck big time. Even our worship leader can sing better than the vocalist and the band member just don’t have the chemistry. Hearing some intervals between the drum rhythm, and some off-timing is bad…. really bad…. as bad as my English… Easy said, they suck! But they got the guts to try… Good for them..

The 2nd band takes the show to another level. Using some gimmicks is a great way to pull the smallcrowds.

They have this dude that wear a mask portraying Malaysian warrior during the days of communism. Their effort is great… He perform some fighting act and spinning the Jalur Gemilang.

Then he does something that is not so Malaysian. Civic Education 101: Hormat kepada Raja dan Negara. Never let the flag touch the ground because…..err… go open your Civic Education books…
BTW the band start the show with a patriotic song with a rock touch to it.. You can probably feng tau with “…tanggal 31 bulan lapan lima puluh tujuh…” after the use of distortion effect to started it… well honestly I like it… Their second song is… well…. jiwang… and really suck big time…

The 3rd band is freaky. The clothing is already making the crowd amused. They have this punk-rock style and surprisingly they don’t have any bassist. Duo team only… Starting the show with “Tanggal 31….” punk style… heck… the intro already make me proud with them… The drummer plays a very solid rhythm. Second song is “I’m proud to be Malaysian” by ACAB. Wtf!! Punk rock band playing ska’s songs.. heck… they perform well also…

After the 4th band we just lost our interest because they really suck and its already late.

We went to the bank since I’m broke already…

Then we have this idea… lets take some picture….

Some people say the two of us looks the same…. ya meh… KNNCB la you ppl….

That night this is the sickest picture ever taken…

Showing some engineering students and physic students trying to break the law of gravitional pull…. and they almost succeed…

Now…. didn’t you miss your University Life?

Finally I get the change to use Nasa World Wind. Since my home only got SnailMyx so I need to wait until I’m back in UMS. Last night I finish downloading Nasa World Wind, install it , run it and feel amazed …… just like sakai .

First thing I do, go look for Sarikei la…. of course la.. I wan to see what my sister doing at home (that was the first idiot’s thought)… sad…sad… only can zoom in that far looo……. siot la… but I can theories my house location from the road condition and rivers location. Heck…. check it out loo….

If I can zoom some more… sure I can see what Lerox and Blackie have for dinner…

But the detail is amazing la… can see the river condition and even can see big ship.

What if the Nasa world wind can zoom until can see house roof? Fred probably will…

1. Stalk his ex’s house.
2. Check out what Sister is doing in Pakan.
3. SMS to a friend about their shirt’s colour and saying they have a really bad taste in colour choosing.
4. Stalk some potential in-law for Grace
5. Check out his motorbike condition just outside the hostel let say… from outer space…
6. Freaking up his friends when they go on a date somewhere in Tanjung Aru… with the sms “:)…… pegang apa tu..???”
7. Get to see what Bush is doing in his backyard.
8. Find out Huai Bin’s house location. From the clue he give and some pic.. (Almost impossible)
9. Start to predict the weather for tomorrow…
10. Predict when the next ferry from Labuan reach KK…
11. Pin point to a kampung that still use open air bathroom …..

Hopefully la… more like a dream la.. but the US can do such thing I think la… Imagine if someone spying on you when you take a leak.. freakkkkyyyy…..

Darn…. I just finish doing my 8 pages lab report….. duh…. so tired loooo… My keyboard is oily now after I two days of typing and deleting now im like lala lala lala lala lala lala sing… sing..

The poor keyboard. The printing on the key is almost gone in some place. This laptop already helps my sis to finish her KPLI and hopefully it will help me to grad

This is what the desktop looks like for now. It will eventually change again in a couple of weeks according to condition of events

Just ignore the desktop background. Some idiot made that wallpaper and put it there….

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Ok ok ok.. let see…. nsds3 is battling with his ROMANCE SIDE also. Sadly I’m also doing the same sh!t now.

Take this scenario here.
You have a friend and she is your ex’s friend also. She is hot in some way. She knew that you break-up already (Only she knew it). She is also solo. Since last year you and her going to the same church together and some how you feel that she’s being so nice and acting a little weird recently. She starts to sit next to you in the >undisclosed< class (Intentionally). Some more, she show you her favourites song by Mariah Carey titled I Wish You Knew and ask you to read and understand the meaning of it. You also have this warm feeling when you’re with her. Just maybe, a very little change that she has feeling for you or you’re just being “perasan sendiri mauk mampus”.

Ok now I need some advice from my sister and anyone who is more senior in this lomantic sh!t. And I will probably get some sarcastic comment(s) from my sister also. (so here is my reply in advance: You want in-law or not?”)
If I think more deep la… I think there is no change that I can get her. I’m an anti-social dude, have no good look [looks like a freaking nerd-good –boy(TM)], always forget to shave (make me look like a crazy dude in batu tujuh), no manners in front of girls and never understand girls.

But I will try my best to see how she feel, if she got some response then we will start our WAR plan… wish me luck after that la… nsds3, you also try your best. We don’t want to end up being Desperate-Single-Dude(s) ™ right?

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Today I realized why no one seems to be interested with me romantically. They still afraid of my ex. Since I never tell any gurlz that I already break-up (except for the one above and another girl that have no connection with anyone) so no one knew it. Except they read my blog secretly.

Today:
“Talking with a girl (let us call her J for now on) after church about handphone”
Fred: Waa…. your handphone not silent la just now
J: Ya lo.. Careless ma…
Fred: Samsung lauya la… *play play with J’s hp* You should do like this when it suddenly rings. *Demo with Nokia 8250, bang bang bang hp on plastic chair*
J: Wei…. stop la. Later rosak *Take hp from me, touch my hand. * You must SAYANG your hp la… *rub rub rub hp*
Fred: hm… that hp free ma…
J: It already berjasa to you lo.. Let sayang it la… *rub rub rub hp some more, me already jeles for that hp*
Fred: You SAYANG the hp and SAYANG me also la, can aa?
J: You crazy aa…. Later XXXX will kill me. Later she say I rampas you…
Fred: -__-“” She far away la now can’t see us loo….*Think: better let her know from someone else la….later I kenak cop minta kesian*
J: She got spy ma… *point at my ex’s friends*
Fred: You also her friend la…. I can be playboy ma, she will never marah one(of course never marah la)
So now I’ve decided that I will give a clue to everyone little by little that I’m solo already.

Why are they so afraid of my ex??? She is very nice what, never kill anyone looo….

So long la this post…

Oh Grace… your other potential in-law is coming to Sarikei this 25th August. Please take care of her. She’s coming with a convoy from our uni, called Trans Borneo. Will be staying in Dragon Inn for one night. If you come to Sarikei do visit and kepo kepo there aaa. Take some picture for me. In fact most of the manager and director of the program is my frens….

sorry guys/gurlz my post is so lame… for some reasons Assignments

I noticed that my unique visitor is dropping like stone…. hua….!!!!!!

just wait for the merdeka holiday. i will make some post that will crack you up… hopefully..

ok that is all for now… cheers…

if you want more entertainment and crack up jokes from the jungles visit my sister’s site. hope she can cheer you up. she never ping PPS because she is lazy.. so drop by.. check out her student’s answer post. It might crack u up..

now she should thanked me for whoring her blog here….

Siot la you kenny

so funny when you read in Beng’s style…

Since the spirit is high. I got some project in mind now. After reading kenny’s entries I’ve decided to make one also.

Instruction:
1. Take a picture of yourself or anyone or anything that reflect Merdeka day spirits. Be creative with your pics. You can edit it and add your URL.
The size must be (smaller than 50kb) or 400x300

2. Send it to me at or you can host it somewhere and send me the link.. Plz include your name, location and website also…

3. I will do the dirty job and post it here just before merdeka day. that is 30 August night….

So Malaysian, show your support like the one you do for AF3. You can edit a photo for Maaaaaawi… why can’t you do it for Malaysia?

Fred.

We have been fogged!!! Argh!!!…………. TV smith started it with what the fog!!!

I have nothing better to do Other than studying Math 3

Luckily we in UMS here still see the sun… but just now I can’t see the hill behind my hostel.. oh.. My God we’ve been fogged also…

Mum call me (all conversations is in bahasa Iban)

*Phone rings*
*Eyes closed, looking for handphone(HP)*

>Hey you there got haze aaa?
>>Got, you there got aaa??
>A little loh.. You take care aa….krik..krik……..
>>Hello…hello…
>TUT………………………..

*Curses Celcom, hit HP to window frame*

*trit…trit…*

>No service ka?
>> Ya loh.. stupid Celcom.. You say what just now?
>You got asthma, so drink more water use mask if the AP API get higher.
>> Ok loh… later I buy one if they got selling.
> Buy the simple one ma…. Here they sell exspensive wooo….
>>Ok lo…
>krik….krik….krik….
>>*WTF!!!!* Hello….
> Can hear aaa?
>> Can now..
>Your sister doesn’t call you ka? About the (secret/sensored) news… TUT……………………

*Curses Celcom 100 times more, hit HP to window frame and cement wall*

*trit…trit..*
>Yup…
>>Wah no service ka?
>The haze choked my HP.
>>Really aa….
> No la… the service ‘run‘ again.
>> The Sem. Mal already got holiday you know..
> Good la… later we can cancel our lectures also.. *Happy face*
>>You think good ka.. later you have to ‘bayar’ all the holiday back…
> True also ooo….
>>Ok take care now….tut……………
>I want money!!!!!

*Close eyes*
Short:
I just know that my ex still love me somehow. Even though I left her…. WTF…